why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
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ty snapchat <3
if you didn’t say the german words in an angry voice you’re lying
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this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
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the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
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one day i’ll do something cleaner. this is just to celebrate the fact that i finished my exams. HOLY DAYS.
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The Evolution of the Iron Man suits
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uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
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when fics don’t update
when you’re the one not updating them
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where do hot people come from
But England is freezing.
Exactly. We have to supply our own heat.
oh my god
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